Alrighty then.

Mommy: Do you have a lot of friends at school, buddy?
Coop: YEP!! Ste-wa (Stella) is my GIIIIRLFRIIIEND.
Mommy: Your GIRLFRIEND!?
Coop: YEP!! And Caden is my BOOOYFRIIIIEND.
Mommy: Don't you mean that Caden is your BEST friend?
Coop: Nope. Caden is my boyfriend. He has cool shoes.


Alrighy then.